What if the conspiracy about the conspiracies is also a conspiracy?
Don't tell PETA. I've actually got a funny story about PETA. I should tell it sometime.
1,000,000,000 emails a day. That's a lot.
Welcome to the Center of the Universe.
Get it? "You're My Satellite?" Because you're in his territory? Believe me, it's funny at 1:30 AM.